Singer Rod Stewart took cocaine anally to protect his singing voice. Stewart bought anticold capsules; removed the contents; filled the empty capsules with cocaine; and put them up his butt to be absorbed.

Rod Stewart Took Cocaine Anally

Few rock stars have been the subject of more outrageous rumors about their decadent lifestyle than Rod Stewart. Remember that one about the stomach pumping that you heard on the playground in sixth grade? In his new memoir, ‘Rod: The Autobiography,” Stewart finally addresses that infamous story and spreads something else unbelievable, that he and Ron Wood used to insert cocaine through his rear end.

“[W]e started buying anticold capsules from the chemist’s,” he wrote. “Separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally, where, of course, the human body being a wonderful thing, they would dissolve effortlessly into the system.”

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15 thoughts on “Singer Rod Stewart took cocaine anally to protect his singing voice. Stewart bought anticold capsules; removed the contents; filled the empty capsules with cocaine; and put them up his butt to be absorbed.”

  1. VitaminPie

    It was always an awkward moment at Studio 54 when Rod needed a toot.

  2. HoopOnPoop

    Rod Stewart shoved cocaine up his ass to protect his voice that was so raspy and gravelly it sounded like he snacked on broken glass and rusty nails?

  3. charmacharmz

    someone posted this before and the best comment i can remember was,

    “never share straws with rod.”

  4. MagicSPA

    It started off cocaine, but it ended up crack.

  5. mainecruiser

    Sounds like a really good way to overdose.

  6. Kingsolomanhere

    I remember a few years back alcohol enemas were the rage for getting drunk

  7. bezimya74

    I guess he was sitting on cloud 9

  8. bonyponyride

    It may have protected his voice, but it made his farts sound like shit.

  9. Doobledorf

    And that’s called being a goddamned profressional.

  10. Raoul_Duke_Nukem

    I believe that’s what “Lost in You” was based on.

  11. Rush_Clasic

    “I wish that I knew what I know now… when I was younger.”

  12. didymus_fng

    I mean he does have a _really_ good voice. Here this whole time I was doing it just to put things in my butt.

  13. WillJongIll

    This mag be a dumb question, as I’m not well versed in cocaine usage but couldn’t you just eat it? Or does that not work?

  14. mwatwe01

    That is the most 1970’s thing I have read in a long time.

  15. RudegarWithFunnyHat

    If you want his body and you think he’s sexy come on and let him know

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