Cheese is the most stolen food in the world. 4% of global cheese supply is stolen every year

Cheese Is Most Stolen Food In The World

A report by the UK’s Center for Retail Research found that cheese is the most stolen food in the world. It turns out that about 4 percent of cheese goes missing from stores. The researchers say the cheese disappears most frequently because of thieves looking to cash in on the rising price of cheese. Other foods often stolen are fresh meat, chocolate, alcohol, seafood and baby formula.

11 thoughts on “Cheese is the most stolen food in the world. 4% of global cheese supply is stolen every year”

  1. ac_samnabby

    I’ve heard this!

    Every person I’ve known who’s worked in/owned a supermarket/corner store has been like “yup, gotta watch the cheese, man.”

  2. BeholdMyResponse

    >The researchers say the cheese disappears most frequently because of thieves looking to cash in on the rising price of cheese.

    This raises more questions than it answers.

  3. jizzbasket

    I swear I just watched someone steal gourmet cheese about three hours ago. Lmao well timed post. I actually thought to myself today, “who steals cheese??”

    A lot of people, apparently.

  4. HammySamich

    Once as a teenager I stuffed a bunch of sharp cheddar down my pants in a kroger and left with it. I don’t know why I did it. My parents were baffled by the sudden influx of cheese.

  5. yakshack

    I believe it. Have you ever had cheese? It’s amazing.

  6. licensetohill

    Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan

  7. awesomemofo75

    So, the governor of Ceres gathers all Star Helix cops together for an ass tearing. He wants to know the plan for catching these dubious nefarious cheese thieves. He’s tearing us a new one. Meanwhile the whole office is stinking like cheese farts

  8. gonzodopebeats

    I’ve been paying for it all these years like a sucker…

  9. Jthundercleese

    Makes sense to me. I’m always more tempted to steal cheese than anything else. Dunno why. I see those $8 little 4oz bocks and they just scream “that sweatshirt pocket sure does look roomie.”

  10. Albert_Flasher

    I thought we’d be all out of cheese puns by now, but there’s stilton’s of them left.

  11. Gunningham

    I thought that was only in Skyrim.

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