In 2017 a Toronto man pledged to eat a photo of Jason Segel every day until Jason Segel ate a picture of him. During one attempt, he choked on the photo and almost died

Guy eating photo of Jason Segel every day almost dies eating photo of Jason Segel

Noah Maloney, the Toronto man whose intestines are now riddled with paper cuts, is still eating a photo of Jason Segel every day until Jason Segel eats a picture of him. He’s been at it for more than 50 days now, and has become increasingly creative in his variations on the theme. As we previously reported, he’s eaten the photo in front of a wall of dildos, blended it into a smoothie, and even amassed a choir of Segels. Segel never responded.

Since then, he has began pairing the photo with real foods, like a pickle and a slice of pizza.

Oh, and he almost died.

“I dunked a whole photo into a beer and tried to do it in one big ball/swallow and it lodged in my throat,” he told The Daily Dot in a recent interview. “I tried to get it… Continue Reading (2 minute read)

11 thoughts on “In 2017 a Toronto man pledged to eat a photo of Jason Segel every day until Jason Segel ate a picture of him. During one attempt, he choked on the photo and almost died”

  1. BigBobby2016

    “Segel never responded.”

    Do you think he even knows?

  2. willtroll4nudes

    Sure, Being John Malkovich is a classic but Eating Jason Segel? These sequels are just lazy.

  3. TheUserWhoLies

    Jason Segel was never asked in interview or on camera about this incident, but actress Colby Smulders who remains friends with Segel after their work on “How I Met Your Mother” was asked about it randomly and said “Oh yeah I read about that. Jason laughed it off, but you have to understand that compared to most of the things we have to deal with from fans who go overboard this is nothing.”

  4. balloonanimals5

    Every once in awhile I think humanity has a chance and we are going to move forward, then I read something like this and I’m back at square one again.

  5. serres53

    So what happened after that?

  6. sadlyuseless

    I remember this, I think this guy posted to Reddit or Imgur daily about it. What a dumbass.

  7. throwRA0000000000002

    This brain should just have printed it by a bakery on sugarpaper and with sugarcoating. Who would know. Less lethal.

  8. donnyfreakofficial

    … the ambitions some people have…

  9. randyspotboiler

    If I were Jason Segel:

    “Jay, you gonna do anything about this?”

    “Yeah… I’m gonna send this motherfucker 1,000 pictures of me and see what happens.”

  10. Isaacvithurston

    uhh why did he think he would eat the photo 0.o

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