A group of divers in the Caribbean were engulfed in massive amounts of whale poop, when a giant sperm whale flipped onto its side and started spinning in circles while engulfing the divers in faeces, creating what one of the divers called a “poopnado.”

A Whale Blasted an Ungodly Amount of Ass Ham All Over Some Divers

A group of divers near the Caribbean island of Dominica were engulfed in a mighty cloud of shit churned out by a sperm whale. The men were on a routine expedition to photograph the whales when one of their subjects started blasting an ungodly amount of butt butter into the ocean while spinning in circles, causing what one of the divers called a “poonado.” Showing no mercy, the beast didn’t stop until a 100-foot-wide cloud of its Mississippi mud had coated the divers and their equipment.

In a show of unwavering dedication to his craft, Canadian photographer Keri Wilk managed to capture the experience on film. Some believe the torrent of rusty nuggets was a little known defense mechanism, triggered by the proximity of the divers. On the o… Continue Reading (5 minute read)

9 thoughts on “A group of divers in the Caribbean were engulfed in massive amounts of whale poop, when a giant sperm whale flipped onto its side and started spinning in circles while engulfing the divers in faeces, creating what one of the divers called a “poopnado.””

  1. loopsataspool

    So cool, whale poop actually acts as ocean fertiliser, and it’s what keeps the oceans healthy.

    It’s red because whales feed at immense depths on iron-rich organisms but are unable to digest sufficiently because of the pressure. They’re only able to poop at the surface, where their crazy iron-y faeces causes plankton feeding frenzies and blooms that keep krill populations healthy, and therefore anchors the food chain for every other organism in the water column – including themselves.

    [Every sperm whale draws 50 tons of iron to the surface every year. ](https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2014/04/03/298778615/the-power-of-poop-a-whale-story)

    They truly are the gardeners of the ocean.

  2. InappropriateTA

    Should’ve gone with turdnado.

    Or whirlpoop.

  3. Hello-Tones

    At least they didn’t get spermed by a Poop Whale.

  4. JesusChristSuperDerp

    for me to poop on

  5. Ok_Aardvark4033

    Can you even smell while scuba diving?

  6. moudre_plus_de_rouge

    Ah yes, the peerless majesty of the sea. How humbling and wondrous!

  7. VisualKeiKei

    The hippo pooper of the seas.

  8. raptorboi

    Did anyone notice the URL.

    Who calls poop *ass ham*?

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